|If I were a butterfly, that's just where I'd be, too...|
(The photo of Asian Comma Drinking Persimmon Juice above has nothing to do with this post, except to make it more colorful:))
You guys! I just found the most time-wasting, fun site imaginable for anyone who loves Manglish--and you make it yourself! Well, you pick the phrase (up to 250 characters) and how many levels of translation you'd like it to go through (10-20-30-40-50-Max56), type, hit "Translate"...and watch the text flying by in the translation box. The program is basically doing something like what Google Translation does, but it translates and re-translates many times: English--FL--back to English--into different FL-- back to English... you get the picture.
For example, I put in "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free!", and got:
"Tired, weak, and can now breathe a pool!"
Or, better yet, a random Bible verse.... (flip, flip, flip)... Gen 44:13 "Then they ripped their mantles apart and lifted each one his load back onto his ass and returned to the city." (No rude comments about how some bible verses look like they've already been through a translating machine. :p)
The above verse gets you this:
"In the bottom of the Abolition of all parties."
Here's the link: Bad Translator
Now get busy translating, and tell me what you got in the comments! (Waiting.... :))