What follows is my all-time favorite Manglish. It used to be printed on every bag from the Hokuo Bakery, but, alas, no longer. If I ever find out who told the management of that company that their bread bag message was loony, I'll... I'll... think of something suitably horrible later. My sister had the foresight to scan one of the bags, that it might not be lost to the world:
Well enjoy in next morning. Children who living in NORTHERN EUROPE tell us secret that just baken BREAD. Yes......TOMTE's secret. HOKUO as, BREAD country SAPPORO is very similar with TOMTE's land." (click on photo so you can read the words:))
I used to patronize this particular bread shop just to get the bag. It was so wacky, it made the bread taste better. Well enjoy in next morning!